{"id":7432,"date":"2009-08-06T18:14:45","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T16:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shunrize.com\/wordpress\/?p=7432"},"modified":"2017-07-07T16:25:51","modified_gmt":"2017-07-07T14:25:51","slug":"critiques-express-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shunrize.com\/blog\/critiques-express-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Cin\u00e9 Express : G.I. Joe, Jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 toi, Lesbian Vampire Killers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Apr\u00e8s ma semaine de farniente dans la r\u00e9gion PACA, je me suis fait un petit rattrapage c\u00f4t\u00e9 cin\u00e9. J&rsquo;ai encore \u00ab\u00a0Minight Meat Train\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0Br\u00fcno\u00a0\u00bb et \u00ab\u00a0Harry Potter\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 voir mais en attendant, je vous ai concoct\u00e9 un menu vraiment \u00e9clectique qui devrait contenter toutes les faims.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jugez plut\u00f4t : de la bonne grosse daubasse tir\u00e9e d&rsquo;un jeu vid\u00e9o, de l&rsquo;amiti\u00e9 virile, des Vampires Lesbiennes, du <b>Woody Allen<\/b>, de grandes esp\u00e9rances sentimentales et enfin des soldats en plastiques port\u00e9s sur grand \u00e9cran. Vous constaterez que je ne m\u00e9nage pas ma peine lorsqu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;agit de go\u00fbter \u00e0 toutes les sp\u00e9cialit\u00e9s du 7e art.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.shunrize.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/critique-express-5.png?w=700\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 id=\"g-i-joe-le-reveil-du-cobra\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #4fb8a6;\">G.I. JOE, LE R\u00c9VEIL DU COBRA <\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Apr\u00e8s les deux opus consacr\u00e9s aux \u00ab\u00a0Transformers\u00a0\u00bb, voici l&rsquo;adaptation cin\u00e9matographique d&rsquo;un autre jouet issu des usines d&rsquo;Hasbro. Bon, j&rsquo;ai parcouru leur catalogue et si mes pr\u00e9visions s&rsquo;av\u00e8rent exactes, leur prochaine production sera \u00ab\u00a0Mon petit Poney en 3D\u00a0\u00bb. Blagues \u00e0 part, m\u00eame si le film souffre des d\u00e9fauts inh\u00e9rents \u00e0 ce type de blockbuster : dialogues d\u00e9biles, interpr\u00e9tation grossi\u00e8re, chauvinisme, l&rsquo;ensemble est plut\u00f4t agr\u00e9able \u00e0 regarder. Cela dit j&rsquo;aurai aim\u00e9 que \u00e7a p\u00e8te un peu plus mais l\u00e0 je chipote. Voir un d\u00e9lire de gamin sur grand \u00e9cran, \u00e7a n&rsquo;a pas de prix.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"jusqua-toi\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #4fb8a6;\">JUSQU\u2019\u00c0 TOI\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">C&rsquo;est le genre de film qu&rsquo;il faut \u00e9viter de voir si on est un tant soit peu sujet \u00e0 la d\u00e9prime. C&rsquo;est d&rsquo;une tristesse ! Normalement, comme dans toutes les com\u00e9dies romantiques, on s&rsquo;attend \u00e0 un d\u00e9nouement teint\u00e9 d&rsquo;optimisme. Et bien ici, la r\u00e9alisatrice Jennifer Devold\u00e8re nous propose plut\u00f4t une fin ayant le go\u00fbt de la r\u00e9signation. En gros, oubliez toutes vell\u00e9it\u00e9s romantiques, vous serez forc\u00e9ment d\u00e9\u00e7ue&#8230; M&rsquo;en fiche, j&rsquo;y crois moi, la r\u00e9alit\u00e9 est souvent plus belle que les films.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"i-love-you-man\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #4fb8a6;\">I LOVE YOU MAN <\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mouarf, un peu mou du genou tout \u00e7a !!! Le film ne d\u00e9colle jamais et on esquisse m\u00eame parfois un b\u00e2illement ou deux. Il y a pourtant de bonnes id\u00e9es et par moment de bons gags mais la mayonnaise ne prend pas vraiment. Dommage car j&rsquo;aime bien les deux acteurs principaux Jason Segel en t\u00eate. Attendez qu&rsquo;il soit disponible chez le loueur de dvd.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"lesbian-vampire-killers\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #4fb8a6;\">LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oui, je sais qu&rsquo;avec un titre pareil fallait pas s&rsquo;attendre \u00e0 un chef-d\u2019\u0153uvre mais que voulez-vous, je ne sais pas r\u00e9sister pas au film lorsqu&rsquo;il y a des vampires dedans. Ici, on s&rsquo;attend \u00e0 ce que le film soit totalement barr\u00e9, malheureusement, sans aller jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 le qualifier de nanard, je dirais que ce film manque un peu d&rsquo;ambition \u00e0 ce niveau l\u00e0. Bref, rien de bien transcendant, je vous recommande plut\u00f4t de voir \u00ab\u00a0Severance\u00a0\u00bb ou \u00ab\u00a0Shaun of the Dead\u00a0\u00bb qui sont de bien meilleure facture et repr\u00e9sente mieux la Grande-Bretagne.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"whatever-works\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #4fb8a6;\">WHATEVER WORKS <\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J&rsquo;\u00e9tais sortie d\u00e9\u00e7ue de la projection de \u00ab\u00a0Vicky, Christina Barcelona\u00a0\u00bb, mais je dois dire que celui-ci m&rsquo;a \u00e9tonnamment plu. Certes, les personnes r\u00e9fractaires au film bavard devront passer leur chemin car il est ici question essentiellement de cela. En revanche, celles qui aiment les r\u00e9pliques bien trouv\u00e9es, appr\u00e9cieront. A voir.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"street-fighter-la-legende-de-chun-li\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #4fb8a6;\">STREET FIGHTER : LA L\u00c9GENDE DE CHUN-LI <\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Chun-Li, elle a trop pas de chance dans la vie. Son p\u00e8re a \u00e9t\u00e9 enlev\u00e9 par un mec chelou tout droit sorti des Fjords, sa m\u00e8re est morte d&rsquo;une maladie incurable et pour couronner son lot de malchance l&rsquo;actrice qui joue son r\u00f4le est une vraie quiche. Non mais franchement, \u00e9tait-ce bien n\u00e9cessaire ? D\u00e9finitivement NON !!! Si vous voulez voir le chanteur Taboo des Black Eyed Peas dans le r\u00f4le de V\u00e9ga se faire d\u00e9molir en 3s chrono, si vous avez su survivre au jeu pitoyable de Kristin Kreuk dans \u00ab\u00a0Smallville\u00a0\u00bb et si vous avez aim\u00e9 <em>Dragon Ball \u00e9volution<\/em>, vous pouvez voir ce film. Sinon, regarder de nouveau le \u00ab\u00a0Street Fighter\u00a0\u00bb avec Jean-Claude Van Damme qui est de loin bien meilleur que cette immonde bouse. Tout cet argent foutu en l&rsquo;air, \u00e7a me fait mal au c\u0153ur quand m\u00eame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s ma semaine de farniente dans la r\u00e9gion PACA, je me suis fait un petit rattrapage c\u00f4t\u00e9 cin\u00e9. J&rsquo;ai encore \u00ab\u00a0Minight Meat Train\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0Br\u00fcno\u00a0\u00bb et \u00ab\u00a0Harry Potter\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 voir mais en attendant, je vous ai concoct\u00e9 un menu vraiment \u00e9clectique qui devrait contenter toutes les faims. Jugez plut\u00f4t : de la bonne grosse daubasse tir\u00e9e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30627,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"csco_page_load_nextpost":"","csco_post_video_location":[],"csco_post_video_location_hash":"","csco_post_video_url":"","csco_post_video_bg_start_time":0,"csco_post_video_bg_end_time":0,"csco_post_text_color":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5149],"tags":[7285],"class_list":{"0":"post-7432","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-culture","8":"tag-cinema","9":"cs-entry","10":"cs-video-wrap"},"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shunrize.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/WHATEVER-WORKS.png?fit=628%2C356&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13838,"url":"https:\/\/shunrize.com\/blog\/critique-vampires\/","url_meta":{"origin":7432,"position":0},"title":"L&rsquo;Etrange Festival 2010 &#8211; Vampires","author":"Val\u00e9rie Denise","date":"04\/09\/2010","format":false,"excerpt":"La production exponentielle de s\u00e9ries (True Blood, VAMPIRE DIARIES, Vampyres...) et de films (Daybreakers, MORSE, TWILIGHT...) consacr\u00e9e \u00e0 la mythologie du vampire semble confirmer que cette cr\u00e9ature est devenue r\u00e9solument \u00e0 la mode. 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