Voil\u00e0 plus d’un an que nous vous en avions parl\u00e9 sur Shunrize, rongeant tant bien que mal notre frein dans l’attente du tout dernier film de Sylvester Stallone<\/b>, THE EXPENDABLE. \u00c9lev\u00e9s aux action-movies nanardesques peupl\u00e9s de ninjas et de h\u00e9ros bodybuild\u00e9s, nous ne pouvions que fr\u00e9tiller d’impatience face \u00e0 cette prestigieuse affiche r\u00e9unissant une partie de cette caste malheureusement encore sous-estim\u00e9e.<\/p>\n
Tr\u00e8s honn\u00eatement, si l’envie de d\u00e9couvrir le film deux semaines avant sa sortie officielle \u00e9tait assez tentante, l’id\u00e9e de d\u00e9penser 12\u20ac pour le voir dans une salle toute pourrie l’\u00e9tait moins. Toutefois, munis du pr\u00e9cieux s\u00e9same achet\u00e9 avec la sueur de Damien (non, ce n’est pas sale), nous avons pu assister \u00e0 l’avant-premi\u00e8re qui avait lieu le 05 ao\u00fbt dernier au Grand Rex \u00e0 Paris et ainsi satisfaire notre curiosit\u00e9.<\/p>\n
De nos jours, le muscle a \u00e9t\u00e9 remplac\u00e9 par l’esprit, la sueur et la testost\u00e9rone par les effets sp\u00e9ciaux, laissant sur le banc de touche du direct-to-dvd ceux qui ont fait les beaux jours des action-movies des ann\u00e9es 80-90. Soyons clair et n’en d\u00e9plaise aux d\u00e9tracteurs du film qui lui reproche de ne pas jouir d’un solide sc\u00e9nario, il r\u00e9pond uniquement \u00e0 la volont\u00e9 de Sylvester Stallone<\/b> de nous livrer un film qui fleure bon les 80’s.<\/p>\n
Et aussi vrai que le spectateur de MADEMOISELLE CHAMBON ne s’attendra pas \u00e0 y voir des gunfights, la trame de THE EXPENDABLES ne sera qu’un pr\u00e9texte pour que nos h\u00e9ros se l\u00e2chent dans des combats d’anthologies. D’ailleurs, Dolph Lundgren<\/b> donnera le ton du film d\u00e9s la sc\u00e8ne d’introduction.<\/p>\n
Avec au casting, Jason Staham<\/b> et Jet Li<\/b> qu’on ne pr\u00e9sentent plus mais aussi le free-fighter Randy Couture<\/b>, le catcheur Steve Austin<\/b> et le kick-boxeur Gary Daniels<\/b>, les amateurs de baston auront de quoi se faire plaisir. Plus bourrin que violent, nous sommes loin de l’esprit de son pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent film, JOHN RAMBO o\u00f9 des enfants \u00e9taient jet\u00e9s dans les flammes, ici juste une petite droite politiquement incorrecte dans le faci\u00e8s d’une femme en d\u00e9tresse.<\/p>\n
Explosion de cervelles, \u00e9clatement de rates et d\u00e9membrement \u00e0 tout va, nous sommes convi\u00e9s \u00e0 mettre notre cerveau disponible de c\u00f4t\u00e9 et on en redemande.<\/p>\n
Seules d\u00e9ceptions au tableau, l’apparition de Bruce Willis<\/b> et Arnold Schwarzenegger<\/b> qui m\u00eame si elle est plut\u00f4t savoureuse s’av\u00e8re bien trop anecdotique \u00e0 notre go\u00fbt. Sachez d\u00e9s \u00e0 pr\u00e9sent que vous ne verrez pas davantage que ce vous pouviez voir dans la bande-annonce les concernant.<\/p>\n
De plus, lorsque Stallone tente d’explorer les arcanes de ces personnages s\u00e9v\u00e8rement burn\u00e9s, il ne parvient pas \u00e0 nous \u00e9pargner quelques longueurs. Ainsi, le pitoyable monologue de Mickey Rourke<\/b> ou encore les d\u00e9boires sentimentaux de Jason Staham<\/b> plombent un peu l’ensemble et tendent plut\u00f4t \u00e0 rire.<\/p>\n
Proche de l’esprit de films de groupe tel que \u00ab\u00a0Les douze salopards\u00a0\u00bb de Robert Aldrich<\/b>, THE EXPENDABLES aura r\u00e9ussi sa mission qui \u00e9tait tout simplement de nous divertir. L’annonce du tournage d’un second \u00e9pisode nous laisse fantasmer sur la pr\u00e9sence cette fois-ci de Steven Seagal<\/b> et Jean-Claude Van Damne<\/b>. Badass !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Voil\u00e0 plus d’un an que nous vous en avions parl\u00e9 sur Shunrize, rongeant tant bien que mal notre frein dans l’attente du tout dernier film de Sylvester Stallone, THE EXPENDABLE. \u00c9lev\u00e9s aux action-movies nanardesques peupl\u00e9s de ninjas et de h\u00e9ros bodybuild\u00e9s, nous ne pouvions que fr\u00e9tiller d’impatience face \u00e0 cette prestigieuse affiche r\u00e9unissant une partie […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33990,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"csco_page_load_nextpost":"","csco_post_video_location":[],"csco_post_video_location_hash":"","csco_post_video_url":"","csco_post_video_bg_start_time":0,"csco_post_video_bg_end_time":0,"csco_post_text_color":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5149],"tags":[7285],"class_list":{"0":"post-13084","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-culture","8":"tag-cinema","9":"cs-entry","10":"cs-video-wrap"},"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shunrize.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/The-Expendables1.jpg?fit=628%2C356&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":42551,"url":"https:\/\/shunrize.com\/blog\/kingsman-5-bonnes-raisons-d-aller-voir-le-film\/","url_meta":{"origin":13084,"position":0},"title":"Cin\u00e9ma | Kingsman : 5 bonnes raisons d\u2019aller voir le film","author":"Val\u00e9rie Denise","date":"17\/02\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Furieusement divertissant, Kingsman : Services secrets de Matthew Vaughn est l\u2019un des meilleurs films d\u2019action de ce d\u00e9but d\u2019ann\u00e9e. 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